Lovely Girlfriend Captions for Instagram

1. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
2. I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
3. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
4. Reality called, so I hung up.
5. Maybe she’s born with it...maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
6. But first, let me take a selfie.
7. Sending my selfie to NASA because I'm a star.
8. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.